Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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