its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
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I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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