i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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