wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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