these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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