Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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