do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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its like you know when i get waxed
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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