Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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