Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Sponge bath it is.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
jump out the window naked night went bad
Randomize
