her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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