Nicole vs. Life
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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