dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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