I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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