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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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