their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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