She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
ok first of all what the fuck
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