It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Randomize
