i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
how do flat chested girls get laid?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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