She just used a chaser for red wine.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
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turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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