In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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