yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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