I cannot find my penis.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
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I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.