Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.