Midget sex pt 2 tonight
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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