ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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