I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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