She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i would punch a child for taco bell
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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