Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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