i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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