Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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