I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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