just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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