He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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