the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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