she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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