A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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