we have pet lesbian snakes
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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