what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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