So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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