is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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