My boss' voice literally gives me gas
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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