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(763): View more from Minnesota

My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk

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(661): View more from California

I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me

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(856): View more from New Jersey

2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?

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(419): View more from Ohio

i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid

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(716): View more from New York

Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink

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(585): View more from New York

I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?

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(309): View more from Illinois

We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.

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