you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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