Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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