Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I am spending my child support on dildos
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Randomize
