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(703): View more from Virginia

he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust

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(773): View more from Illinois

I am midnight drunk by noon

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(650): View more from California

Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.

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(330): View more from Ohio

this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.

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(904): View more from Florida

My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?

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(256): View more from Alabama

We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?

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