The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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