that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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