don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
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I am naked and annoyed.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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