so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Such a big mess for such a small penis
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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