He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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