pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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