Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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