Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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