I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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