I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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