Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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