I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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